OVER THE PAST few weeks, the world has come down with a case of Adele mania.
Yes, Adele has been breaking records, charming the pants off us and making us feel feelings we never knew we had.
It’s been a rollercoaster.
1. For one thing, people are still bowled over by the fact that she’s only 27
But she’s so wise and talented and successful! Way to make us feel like low achievers, Adele.
2. And impressed at her ability to make us think of alllll our exes
Every last one of them.
3. People are eagerly awaiting her eyeliner tutorial
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4. But seriously, Adele, were you born with perfectly shaped eyelids or… ?
TELL US YOUR SECRETS.
5. PLEASE SOMEONE THINK OF OUR PETS
Our dogs have heard us try nail that note in Hello so many times it could be condsidered a form of animal cruelty.
6. :O
7. Her composure continues to be a source of inspiration
We can’t hear a single note of Someone Like You without getting melancholy — how do you sing it all the bloody time and not want to take to the bed with a bottle of wine?
8. But some people are like, “Wait, Adele doesn’t know real pain — she’s in her 20s”
Imagine what she’ll be like in her 30s.
:O
9. Seriously Adele, you’re only young!
10. But at least she’s saving us money on skincare products
11. Even if it’s meant we’ve been caught weeping at inopportune times
12. *thinks of lollipop lady that used to help you across the road; bawls*
13. But we can forgive all that… if she’ll just be our friend
Us, you, Amy Schumer, Jennifer Lawrence, margaritas.
Think about it, Adele.
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